Brooke Burke bikini pics!
Brooke Burke in Malibu (Feb. 2007)
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Britney Spears at Starbucks in Encino (11/20)
+ Fran Drescher has hot yellow teeth [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures from J Magazine [Egotastic!]
+ More pics of AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini [Just Jared]
+ Nicole Kidman areola slip (semi-NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Lindsay and Sam are in couple’s counseling [The Blemish]
+ Elisabetta Gregoraci has a nice bum [Holy Taco]
+ Homemade sex tape goes wrong (SFW) [Attuworld]
+ Kate Beckinsale takes her sweet ass for a walk [F-Listed]
+ Angelina Jolie is a master image manipulator [Cele|bitchy]
[Flynet]
Anthony Hopkins has a nice house
Anthony Hopkins’ beach house in Malibu
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
[Flynet, Pacific Coast News]
“Get off my lawn!”
Even though he’d been divorced six times before, Larry King didn’t sign a prenup when he married Shawn Southwick in 1997. Last week the National Enquirer revealed that Shawn’s been screwing another dude for the past six months. But don’t worry, Larry’s getting screwed too. Out of 50 million dollars. An insider told the tabloid:
“Shawn has had her share of problems with pills. And to her credit — with Larry’s help — she went to rehab and cleaned up, but the cheating can’t be dismissed. Larry has every right to dump her for what she did to him. But Larry refuses to do that - right now. Still, the thought surely can’t have escaped him. If Larry decided to dump Shawn, he could be on the hook to her for $50 million — despite what she did to him. That’s a lot of money — and it’s only compounded by the grief she’s put him through.” (Print Edition - 11/24)
Am I the only one who sees the positive in all this? If Larry plays the sympathy card right, this would be the perfect time to finally get Shawn to do anal.
[WENN]
Leo DiCaprio and Kate Bosworth hooked up
Apparently forgetting that he’s dating über-piece-of-ass Bar Refaeli, Leo DiCaprio got “extremely cozy” wtih Kate Bosworth earlier this week at Bardot nightclub in Hollywood. An eyewitness told Star magazine:
“Kate was all over Leo. Her body language suggested that she wanted to be more that just friends and wasn’t worried who saw. They spent the entire night together side by side, intimately whispering in each others ears and squeezing each other tight. Leo and Kate acted as if there was no one else in the club. She was making sure his focus was solely on her and the black skintight dress she was wearing certainly helped. When the club closed at 2am, Leo and Kate left with the rest of [his group of friends] to keep the party going elsewhere.” (Source)
There’s no way this story is true. Why would Leo lower his standards? The fact is that once you’ve traveled super elite first class (Bar), there’s no going back to regular first class (Kate). For example, after discovering the joys of high school seniors, you’ll never see me date another college freshman again. No way, I have too much self respect. So seriously Leo, for the love of god, quit slumming it with nine-and-a-halfs when you have a ten at home.
[WENN]
Kristen Stewart
Twilight star Kristen Stewart out and about in New York yesterday
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson at a benefit in San Francisco (10/27)
It’s not just Christina Aguilera and Martha Stewart feeling the heat. Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson have fallen upon hard times as well. From TMZ:
Tom Hanks is being dragged into the middle of a legal war over The Beatles. Tom’s wife, Rita Wilson, just had to have a 1962 vintage Beatles poster priced at $75,000 as a gift for Hanks. According to legal papers filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Wilson agreed to ante up — provided the seller, Melissa Pearl, coughed up a certificate of authenticity. When Pearl came up dry, Wilson said she would bail on the deal.
That’s when Pearl, “became belligerent” demanding not only the $75k but an additional $300,000 “for what Pearl absurdly characterized as her time and trouble to obtain the evidence requested by Wilson that the poster was authentic.” Wilson wants a judge to declare she can legally walk from the deal. (Source)
It’s sad to see really. A legal mess over a simple little $75,000 poster and $300k certificate of authenticity. How embarrassing. During better times, I remember when celebrities would light their fancy cigarettes with $75,000 posters. My how times have changed.
[WENN]
Jessica Alba on the set of An Invisible Sign of my Own in New York (11/14)
Jessica Alba totally snubbed an 8-year-old kid on the set of her new film An Invisible Sign of My Own. From Latina.com:
According to a fan, the Latina bombshell was quite rude when he approached her to ask for a photograph for his young nephew.
“I happened to see her right near my house, so I took my 8 year old nephew to see her (he is a big fan of Fantastic 4). I brought my camera with me and went over to her and asked if he could have a picture with her. She looked at me, looked down at my nephew and turned away from us. She then said, ‘No, I do not allow my photo taken.’ Needless to say my nephew was heartbroken.” (Source)
There’s a reason Jessica doesn’t like her photo taken: it means she might have to smile. Five years from now when that kid learns the wondrous joys of hand lotion, scented candles, and self-asphyxiation, I hope Jessica doesn’t expect to be his object of affection. Because after this traumatic experience, he’s more likely to fantasize about Clay Aiken, Lance Bass, or microwaving kittens.
[PICS: Pacific Coast News, BauerGriffinOnline; STORY: ONTD]
Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce is final
Madonna and Guy Ritchie finalized their divorce today at a court in London. The two were granted a so-called “quickie divorce.” Madonna listed the reason for the split as Guy’s “continuing unreasonable behavior.” Whatever bitch. You want to know what’s unreasonable? Five hour workouts every day. Muscles aren’t supposed to develop muscles. You want to know what else is unreasonable? Level Five on Contra. Seriously, how do you beat it without the spread gun?
[Splash News, WENN]
Ashlee Simpson leaving Hamasaku restaurant in West Hollywood (10/17)
Ashlee Simpson had her baby last night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces. Yup, they named their kid after the kid from the Jungle Book. Gee, I don’t see that kid developing any emotional problems at all. Thanks Mom and Dad! From their rep:
“Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening. Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” (Source)
You know what this means? Jessica Simpson is now an aunt. God I hope Ashlee and Pete don’t leave her alone with the baby. “Momma always used to wash me in the sink so I figgered the dishwasher’d be twice as fast. Get off my back! I didn’t mean to kill yer baby!”
[WENN]
